PC-SIG: World of Games/PC-SIG World of Games (CDRM1080710) (1993).iso/2141/5.DAT

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POSTCARD FROM CAMP: "DEAR MOM AND
DAD, DON'T TOUCH THIS CARD - I
HAVE POISON IVY."
                      --ALAN KING


 INSANITY IS HEREDITARY - YOU CAN
 GET IT FROM YOUR CHILDREN.
                   --SAM LEVENSON



AT BLOOD BANK: "DONATE NOW! DON'T
LET US BE CAUGHT WITH OUR PINTS
DOWN."
                --CATHOLIC DIGEST


 SNOW IS THE PEANUT BUTTER OF
 NATURE. IT'S CRUNCHY, KIDS LOVE
 IT, AND IT CLINGS TO THE ROOF
 OF YOUR HOUSE.
             --LOS ANGELES TIMES

  ONE COUPLE COULDN'T AFFORD A
  WINTER VACATION THIS YEAR.
  HOWEVER, THEY DID SAVE ENOUGH
  TO TURN UP THE THERMOSTAT FOR
  A WEEKEND.
               --CHANGING TIMES
YOU KNOW YOU'VE REACHED MIDDLE AGE
WHEN YOUR WEIGHT LIFTING CONSISTS
MERELY OF STANDING UP.
                        --BOB HOPE


SPRING IS ALMOST HERE. ALREADY THE
TREES ARE STARTING TO BLOSSOM WITH
KITES.
                    --BILL VAUGHAN


HIS IDEA OF LIFE IN THE FAST LANE
IS GOING THROUGH THE EXPRESS
CHECKOUT WITH A CAN OF PRUNE
JUICE.
                    --JAMES UNGER

 WIFE TO HUSBAND: "I THINK YOU
 OUGHT TO GO TO THE DOCTOR. OTHER
 MEN DON'T COME HOME TOO TIRED TO
 ARGUE."
                        --ED REED

 MONA LISA COCKTAIL - TWO OF THEM
 AND YOU CAN'T GET THE SILLY GRIN
 OFF YOUR FACE.
                     --ERIC TRACY


MUM'S THE WORD - CHRYSANTHEMUM IS
TOO DIFFICULT TO SPELL.
           --THE OFFICE ECONOMIST



THERE IS A TIME TO TAKE COUNSEL OF
YOUR FEARS, AND THERE IS A TIME TO
NEVER LISTEN TO ANY FEAR.
           --GEN. GEORGE S. PATTON


 OUR FAULTS IRRITATE US MOST WHEN
 WE SEE THEM IN OTHERS.
     --PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH PROVERB



IF YOU WANT TO RECAPTURE YOUR
YOUTH, JUST CUT OFF HIS ALLOWANCE.
                    --AL BERNSTEIN



  PARENTS NEVER FULLY APPRECIATE
  TEACHERS UNLESS IT RAINS ALL
  WEEKEND.
                   --BOB GODDARD


   ADVERSITY IS THE TRIAL OF
   PRINCIPLE. WITHOUT IT, A MAN
   HARDLY KNOWS WHETHER HE IS
   HONEST OR NOT.
               --HENRY FIELDING

 HE DOES NOT SEEM TO ME TO BE A
 FREE MAN WHO DOES NOT SOMETIMES
 DO NOTHING.
                        --CICERO


  ONE OF THE VERY NICEST THINGS
  ABOUT LIFE IS THE WAY WE MUST
  REGULARLY STOP WHATEVER IT IS
  WE ARE DOING AND DEVOTE OUR
  ATTENTION TO EATING.
            --LUCIANO PAVAROTTI
 GOD IS LIKE A MIRROR. THE MIRROR
 NEVER CHANGES BUT EVERYBODY WHO
 LOOKS AT IT SEES SOMETHING
 DIFFERENT.
           --RABBI HAROLD KUSHNER

 IF A MAN EMPTIES HIS PURSE INTO
 HIS HEAD, NO MAN CAN TAKE IT
 AWAY FROM HIM. AN INVESTMENT IN
 KNOWLEDGE ALWAYS PAYS THE BEST
 INTEREST.
             --BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
 SMALL ILLS ARE THE FOUNTAINS OF
 MOST OF OUR GROANS. MEN TRIP NOT
 ON MOUNTAINS, THEY STUMBLE ON
 STONES.
                --CHINESE PROVERB

 WE GIVE UP LEISURE IN ORDER THAT
 WE MAY HAVE LEISURE, JUST AS WE
 GO TO WAR IN ORDER THAT WE MAY
 HAVE PEACE.
                      --ARISTOTLE

 ACQUIRE NEW KNOWLEDGE WHILST
 THINKING OVER THE OLD, AND YOU
 MAY BECOME A TEACHER OF OTHERS.
                     --CONFUCIUS


 JOURNALISTS DO NOT LIVE BY WORDS
 ALONE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES THEY
 HAVE TO EAT THEM.
             --ADLAI E. STEVENSON


 OUR PROGRESS AS A NATION CAN BE
 NO SWIFTER THAN OUR PROGRESS IN
 EDUCATION.
               --JOHN F. KENNEDY


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